This is a social(ist) journal entry. I eat your time so we can spread out tardiness evenly like peanut butter. Mmmm, peanut butter. So, if you're allergic to wasting time (and hence, peanuts) then please sally forth, but don't think I endorse reading the comic "sally forth", which makes me cry fiberglass and brillo out my tear ducts.

You'll gradually see me return to AIM and maybe MSN now... and also jabber/gtalk. Here's some music for while you read my update here:

Puuudding (a slightly... interesting... experiment.)

No Condemnation (yet another thing... that somehow I got inspired to do from marshroots... I dunno how... I mean... the colors? Maybe?.... I couldn't even gesticulate how this came to be. And that's like saying you can't express every number possible using English and arabic numbers... no one is quite sure how or if it's possibly valid. I guess it's just happiness?).

Bapped Eyes (Yet another moody piece of mine. I need to learn to finish compositions faster :-/ This one is four months in the making. VERY weird meter, and watch how it turns slightly positive towards the end. Flipin OUT!)


ANSWER ME THIS:
If I made a banana flavored coffee, would you buy it?
(I'm not kidding. No... I am NOT kidding...) Maybe and I need to in on making a coffee company? Awesome. My resume will read: "I make people all across the globe vibrate in the morning. That... like... gets you a job... almost anywhere.


*ahem*
What's happening, ya'll? I'll go through your stuff as I get the time. I'll also not post that much of my comp sci articles. Why? Realize that not many of them are that funny. The prof wanted me to be... educational. But I can release you to the URL. The code is HOOOORRRRRRrrrRRRRrrrrRRRRID! I mean, look at the CSS file... just look at it... see if you can even call that legible? I call it "Lawsuit" and I think I almost see the dictionary wink at me... I think It's about thereabouts slightly maybe. Kinda. I mean, I mention in it how I wish I could specify colors with nationalities... like instead of black, I'd put down "african", and chinese would be for yellow, and so on. It's wonderful and inspirational. I mean, I actually had FUN writing the css. And I'm sure I'll be on the hatelist over at ALA ("A List Apart"). I actually named classes and put excuses in them rather than get around to writing them. It's amazing:
CSE Comics

Note that the whole place is in utter turmoil. I have it all in a boxy CSS not for design, but so that I'd keep myself stuck doing a small website with more content (does that make cents?). Spry AJAX is very good with databases (I want to grow the comic list to be about 15 or 20 before it'll make sense that I did so much crappy code), but very poor with effects. Prototype is Good with DOM editing. Scriptaculous is a small effects library that selfcompresses... somehow? I dunno. amazing. Lightbox is the glory of the page right now. And sadly, it adds about 250kB distributed across three http connections. My asp code has comments like "I em das ubert! mrrrah! :-^ ". I'm pretty sure the server admin is going to eat me. With like... ketchup. and if you saw how 'tasty' I am, you have to admit he must be using an added sauce... some call it "anger"... to make me palatable. If you could ever put 'anger' into cooking, you'd be amazed what people would eat. You know?

Okay, enough esoteric coding crap. I think it's clear now that I talk over my own head sometimes. (Mostly about women, though. It's meant to be that way. That way you can get that 'stupid' look when they get angry. Works every time). Onward with projects I'm continuing to finish:

Spindrift and all the other 3d models: basic skinning done in about a month from now on all three... ish? (The gal will prolly be first... looks easy... enough? *gulp*)

Raptor Teaparty (Geeeze, we ALL want that one done. Even me. Don't worry, I'm sticking a fork in my hand to do it... really! I guess it's more because I'm hungry... mmmm cottage cheese and fruit! *nom nom nom fork -- OWCH!*)

OH CRAP! I'll need to add only one more because I'm getting late to meet my prof about my comic page!

Small index card illustration for a girl in my Mom's women-only bible study group (It's wrong and embarrasses my mom to no end, so I'll post it so you can all say "Dude, I know I don't want that guy to ever know my daughter". I also gave her my "What a breeze" inking of Joal... which also confounded my mom. My mom said she "tried to hand it off at the very end, but everyone noticed or something. So now I just don't want you to ask me to hand [her] anymore illustrations without my consent." translation: Wow! I'm so glad we had you as a son! *beameth*)

I'll finish the rest later! That said, my next journal update will need to wait till friday... maaaaybe? I hate to flood you guys with these crappy updates.

In other news, I got a job programming a wxpython gui this summer. And I have operating systems. And my roomie is coming down to help me code up a nethack remake for the xbox 360, windows, and perhaps mac. Perhaps. It will include all necessary weirdness that is me. And if you've never met me in person, you'll soon find out that not even looking at my art, listening to my music, or reading my prose will actually help you understand why my roomie is supervising this. I think otherwise I'd get such a large lawsuit that everyone who knows me would have a reverse class action lawsuit... where microsoft sues me so hard that everyone who knows me has to pay. I think we can safely call that a superman-hard class action lawsue. IANAL, but I'm sure that's the correct term. Because I read books. *der*

Okay, enough blah blaaahing like a blab-sheep. Back to getting my arse out of trouble with the people who paid me to do that 'educational' comic site. I'm crying already, thinking about how much trouble I'll be in.